if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon
im not kidding
if your icon was a goat
i would think that you are a goat
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.